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I
came from dust,
not
from monkeys |
202 |
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Kids know everything about
sex, but nothing about love |
203 |
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Just because something
is
mentioned in the Bible
doesn't make it religious |
204 |
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"Thou
shalt not murder"
is
biblical. Wanna scrap it? |
205 |
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"oops" is not in
God's vocabulary |
206 |
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Living a perfect life from now
on
would not undo 1 past sin |
208 |
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You
can trust politicians to
tell you what, lies ahead |
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Porn is protected
Prayer is prohibited |
210 |
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Preach
Christ!
if
necessary, use words |
211 |
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Vicar of Christ?
(read John 16) |
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Are
you pre-prayered
for
a rough future? |
213 |
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Pride: a disease that makes every-
one
sick except the one who has it |
214 |
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Liberals are pro-choice
(except concerning schools) |
215 |
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Are
you pro-choice when it
comes to 1st degree murder? |
216 |
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Are
you pro-choice when it comes to teenage suicide? |
217 |
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Why
don't you endorse teenage suicide. It's their choice! |
218 |
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What's so wrong with teenage
suicide? Aren't you pro-choice? |
219 |
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Purgatory?
(read I John 5:12-13) |
220 |
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Purgatory?
(read Hebrews 9:27-28) |
221 |
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Eucharist?
(read Hebrews 9:25-28) |
222 |
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Quit
Quitting |
223 |
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Random selection: @&g%6)#
Design: Jesus died for you |
224 |
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Partial birth abortion is rare!
So is it OK if I suck your
brain out, just this once? |
225 |
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Incest and rape are 1% reality but 99% of the
abortion rhetoric |
226 |
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The
proud rooster thinks the
sun
comes up because he crows |
227 |
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Pray the Rosary?
(better read Matthew 6:7) |
228 |
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Pray the Rosary?
(better read Luke 20:47) |
229 |
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Rules without relationships
result in rebellion |
230 |
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Salvation depends on your goodness
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You
have to confess you don't have any |
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Salvation depends on being good
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You
have to confess you aren't |
232 |
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Satan's greatest trick was
convincing us he doesn't exist |
233 |
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The
60's gave us LSD & Sex
Now
it's "DSL" and Porn. |
234 |
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Scrambled eggs cannot
evolve into chickens |
235 |
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I
am a self-made man
God
made me himself |
236 |
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SEX,
God's way
Isn't
unsafe |
237 |
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Why
run from the shepherd
who
loves you more than life? |
238 |
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You're not a sinner because you sin
You
sin because you are a sinner |
239 |
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Sin
is worse than AIDS
It's fatal in this life and the next |
240 |
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I'll stop bitching about your
Smoking
when you
put me in your will
|
241 |
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In God We
Trust
should not be on our money
if
it is not first written on our hearts |
242 |
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Who
wrote the software
that provides emotions? |
243 |
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Who
wrote the software
that provides hearing? |
244 |
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Who
wrote the software
that makes us want to love? |
245 |
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How
can evolution explain
music appreciation? |
246 |
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Who
wrote the software
that provides vision? |
247 |
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248 |
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Doesn't evolution depend
on
survival of the fetus?
|
249 |
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You
survived the American
holocaust if you are < 34 |
250 |
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251 |
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Thank God
for John 3:16
|
252 |
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We
can move forward in time
We
can look backward in time
But we can't do the reverse! |
253 |
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For
evolution to occur time would have to run backward
|
254 |
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Liberals cannot
tolerate intolerance
|
255 |
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Do you really think God would create you as a
homosexual and then condemn you to Hell for it? |
256 |
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Man
himself is blowing the Jericho
trumpets at the walls of the world
|
257 |
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Trust God
ONLY He is faithful |
258 |
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If
you try to fail and then succeed
which have you done?
|
259 |
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The
Lord gave us two ends
One
to sit on and one to think with
Success depends on which one we use most |
260 |
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Two
giving people
don't get divorced |
261 |
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Two
unselfish people
don't get divorced |
262 |
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God's
blessing on America
is
a two way street
|
263 |
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The
king has no clothes...
Gay
sex is unnatural. Duh! |
264 |
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Holy Virgin Mary?
(read Exodus 20:4)
|
265 |
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266 |
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-
New Welfare Plan -
If
you don't work, you don't eat
|
267 |
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Please don't give
me
what I deserve
|
268 |
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Who
protects the unborn
daughter's right to choose? |
269 |
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What you do when no one sees
reveals what you really are |
270 |
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OK, let's see whose
god is GOD |
271 |
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Why
die in your sins?
Salvation is FREE! |
272 |
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My
wife doesn't deserve
a
husband like me...
(She's not that bad) |
273 |
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274 |
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Good works never create faith;
faith always creates good works |
275 |
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To
be ignored is worse than hate
Jesus died to overcome both |
276 |
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Yahweh or
the highway
|
277 |
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Could evolution ever put
Humpty Dumpty together again? |
278 |
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You
made your choice
when you said OK |
279 |
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You
made your choice when
took off your clothes |
280 |
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You
made your choice when
decided to have sex |
281 |
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You
have the right to
choose not to have sex |
282 |
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You
have the right to
choose! Just say NO! |
283 |
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It
is NOT your body!
You
were bought with a price |
284 |
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You
are NOT God...
Jesus loves you anyhow |
285 |
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Replacement Theology?
Right! Jesus took you place |
286 |
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Adultery is the chief
product of Hollywood |
287 |
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Better to be thought a fool
than to speak and prove it |
288 |
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You
will find Jesus is all you
need when He is all you have |
289 |
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I
took Jesus as my savior
You
take him too |
290 |
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An
Arab will die for his god
Would you die for yours? |
291 |
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My dog is bad
to the bone |
292 |
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Some people love to be right
- because they so rarely are
|
293 |
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The
ones who love being
right the most, rarely are |
294 |
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The
main cash cow of the liberal
democratic party is abortion
|
295 |
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When Adam was 2 seconds old
He looked like an adult
and scientist "know" how old rocks are? |
296 |
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The
apple was the LSD
that Satan offered to Eve |
297 |
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When
God says it...
That settles it |
298 |
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Jesus is coming
ready or not |
299 |
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