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Dirt can never evolve
into
a self-replicating machine |
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Information can only
come from intelligence |
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The prebiotic soup
was a Jumbo-lie-ya |
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Believing in intelligent design
doesn't make me a creationist;
Believing God cannot lie does |
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Genetic engineering is like doing brain surgery
using a pick & shovel
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Man wants to tinker with DNA?
He can't even get Windows® right |
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DNA:
devolution
for
evolution |
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be knowin'
where you're
goin'
1 John 5:12-13 |
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Information cannot
evolve from nothing |
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An atheist dies &
becomes a theist |
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Madelyn Murray O'Hare is
no longer an atheist |
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There are no
dead atheists |
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Evolution sure
is creative! |
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Born once? Die twice
Born twice? Die once |
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Darwin no longer
believes in evolution |
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Very soon most Americans
will be liberal democrats...
This will be right after the rapture
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Is
that all there is?
...Jesus replied, "Nope" |
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Could a website evolve
from
a pile of electrons? |
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A smoking section in a
restaurant is like a peeing section in a swimming pool |
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Too many shepherds,
not enough sheep |
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Those who argue the most
are the ones most interested |
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What would Satan do?
Watch a liberal and see |
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Condoms won't protect
you from getting used |
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Evolution is beyond dispute
If it wasn't, it would lose |
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"Abortion Holocaust" survivors
are
already "choosing" to
abort
the sick and disabled |
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Evolution isn't science
It's more like history,
but it isn't historical either |
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Evolution is not good science
It's not even good history |
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The most effective
lies are almost true |
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The difference between
luck and blessing is that
one gives credit to God |
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Abortion
legal, but evil |
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Just because abortion is
legal doesn't make it right |
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Abortion will always
be illegal to God |
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If you don't believe in Satan
try opposing him for awhile |
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You are entitled to
a free ticket:
|
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Their names describe their gods
Is-real
(sic)
I-slam |
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Drive defensively
wear body armor |
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Everything you have
was given to you |
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High taxes on the rich make it
harder for you to become
rich |
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Let's play
cowboys and politicians |
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Abortion is more evil
than slavery ever was |
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Are you pro-choice?
Suppose your kid chose suicide? |
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Stem cells are
God's Leggos |
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Help fight AIDS
Keep your pants on |
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Jesus is not
Lucifer's brother |
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Everyone is born a democrat
But some of us grow up |
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Oh
My God!!! |
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Earth is our spaceship and
we have no idea where it's
going or how to steer it |
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Just because you could
doesn't mean you should |
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I believe in separation of
business and state |
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Separation of state and
business IS
constitutional
|
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You can't eat money
(store up treasure in Heaven) |
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The only way I'll ever retire
is if the ones I have wear out |
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Salvation requires no works
but "being" a Christian does |
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Democrats are all for the
little guy and are doing all
they can to keep you that way |
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500,000
DEMON
-strate for abortion |
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Oregon state motto:
We're too busy worrying about
gay marriage to think straight
|
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Arabs would never remove
Allah from their pledge |
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Proverbs 17:15
Acquitting the
guilty and condemning the
innocent,
the LORD detests them both |
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obeDIEnce
die to sins and
live for righteousness
I Peter 2:24 |
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Smokers are trying hard
not to breath God's air |
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Damn-it! I told you I
couldn't swear to that! |
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Please don't give
me what I deserve |
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God
was not allowed
to
be in Columbine |
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You honor me with your words,
but your heart is far from me. |
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Is
God proud of you? |
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We can learn a lot about
faithfulness from dogs |
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Is
Jesus your God? |
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I believe it all:
ü
I've read it all:
?? |
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 You
killed us
though we did
no wrong |
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Do
the right thing |
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A clean heart sure feels good.
(Ask
Jesus to give you one today) |
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Not having Jesus is
worse than having cancer |
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Suicide only kills the body,
the real YOU lives on |
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Jesus raised the dead
Muhammad killed the living |
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Born to be wild,
Born again to not be |
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All
your good looks
are
as filthy rags |
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Abortion is between a woman
and her God! Are you kidding?
|
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Pray about
whether you should get an abortion?
Don't
expect an answer
|
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Dinosaurs missed the boat |
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Sampson was strong, and he
flirted with sin. Sampson
was wrong and it did him in.
|
82 |
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Abolish
Abortion
|
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America beats Germany!
46 million babies to their 6 million Jews
|
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Abortion beats abuse
(as far as raw violence goes)
|
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Don't abort! I will adopt!
Call me (
) _____-______
|
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Every law legislates
someone's morality
|
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Women will lust after women
(I guess America is in the
Bible)
|
88 |
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Every outburst of
anger
begins with selfishness
|
89 |
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I'd express my apathy
But I just don't care!
|
90 |
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Atheists don't
believe in reality
|
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Australian Christians don't
go to the land down under
|
92 |
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Hey! You can avoid prison if you
kill your baby before it's born
|
93 |
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Anyone who does not believe
in miracles is not a realist
|
94 |
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This luxury car was paid for
by fees I charged for abortions
|
95 |
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The first cell was
irreducibly complex
|
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To Believe in God is foolish!!!
So, instead, I believe in ME?
|
97 |
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Send Bibles
Not Bombs
|
98 |
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The Bible scares the
Hell out of people
|
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BIG GOD? -
little problems
little god? -
BIG PROBLEMS
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